Have you seen my status?
I am about to let the weakest link Go lol.
To cook a man
Prep: 20 minutes Bake1hour and15 minutes Oven: 350 f
6x8 Baking pan Cool: 30 minutes Serves: 1
• Preheat the oven to 350 f
• Allow the man to stand at room temperature for 30 minutes
• Grease the 6 x8 square feet baking pan and set it aside
• Start to grease the man’s elbows for four minutes or until thick
• In a small saucepan heat and stir his lies until they melt
• Before inserting the man into the baking pan, begin to trim the fat
• Gradually cut off his phone, twitter, myspace and facebook page
• Once done, place him in the oven and cook for 1hour and15 minutes
• Cook until golden brown
• When he’s golden brown take him out the oven and let him cool for 30 minutes
• Or until he’s ready to serve
By: Shanterica Brooks
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Awesome...Awesome...Awesome!!!!
ReplyDeletei really like this. very funny way to describe fixing up your perfect man.
ReplyDeleteI think that this is an excellent and very creative beginning to a found poem. I would love to see this expanded with even more details added. The humor injected in this piece is great!
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with what everyone else has said. I think this is an awesome start to a found poem but I enjoyed it so much I want more. Love the humor you used throughout!
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